Well, it’s the end of the month and that means “data harvest” for me. Basically I throw all my google reports in one big basket then hand pick, iron and hang the results in a folder for the current month.
So, while I was looking in the traffic report chart on Analytics I’ve notice that I’ve got half of traffic from direct hits (which in my case, I consider good), approximately 30% comes from search engines and the rest, well referring sites, though I don’t really know who’s really referring me.
Anyways, I’ve picked some of my favorites. Some are Romanian, some are in English but hey, they are always fun to read, right?
So here’s the list:
On first position we got:
“şi dacă cizmele nu sunt o boală, atunci de ce sufletul este?” (raw translation: “and if the boots are not a disease, why the soul is”) -> Really funny keyword phrase, I’ll tell you that! I don’t have it anywhere posted on my site and yet, it redirects to my blog. You may ask: what’s your conclusion on this keyword?
Answer: We got a lot of women feeling guilty for spending over 100 euros on a pair of boots in one day shopping spree. Guess I’ll have to make a new section to my blog called: “Shoppers Temple” where you can online confess your shopping sins and you can donate 5 bucks to the server to save your soul, digitally :D.
On the second place we got:
“blogul radu bem, 3 zile in intuneric” (raw translation: “radu’s drink blog, 3 days in darkness”) -> I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, by chance I happen to not like booze, I only drink double distilled coke, so don’t know where the drinking is from…however 3 days in the dark must be one of them friends of mine that’s having a time of his life laughing about my power failures over here in Bucharest (stupid power transformer).
Third place our featured key of word is:
“radu moldovean programator“ (raw translation: “radu moldovan programmer”) -> oh I love them when they call me that (NOT!). True, I am originally from the eastern part of Romania, which it was once known (approximately 400 years ago as Moldavia, and yes, it included the nowadays Moldavia too). So yeah, all the people from North East to South East (yes not very accurate positioning) are called by other Romanians: Moldavians, yet we do not originally come from nowadays Moldavia. Anyways, it’s funny because, against all people say this means that we, Moldavians rock the programming 
In your face other Romanians Just so you know, there are two types of Romanians: Moldavians and the rest of the country I am the voivod of Romanian Moldova and I will defend this land from any Romanians trying to claim its theirs (yeah, like I’m ever going to do that)…
Fourth place:
“despre iubiri puternice definitii” (raw translation: “about strong love definitions”) –> Whaaat? Damn, this place got emo infested again… Gets the emo spay out. This is what happens when you say NO to loving, it comes back to haunt you. I still say NO to love. End of story, go to bed and make kids with yourself LOVE! *slams the door in love’s face*. Presence of the keywords on the site: 0.
Our fifth and final place goes to:
“butt plug bici” (raw translation: “butt plug whip”) -> Now I didn’t know I have a sex shop… no really… This right here is the example of AdSense like banners kept on your website. You put a porn banner for a few minutes to get paid for clicks and then it hunts you all your life. Whips are for horses and butt plugs are good as long as you use them for “anti-gay penetration protection” or as a wine barrel spigot.
Well that wraps this post up. Now here is a short list of some keywords that didn’t make top 5.
Motociclism related keywords:
cum pot sa imi tunez motocicleta? (RT: how can I tune my bike)
cum se schimba uleiul la motocicleta? (RT: how to change motorcycle oil)
motociclism gume moto (RT: motorcyclist moto tires)
Conclusion: Once a motorcycle mechanic, always a motorcycle mechanic, it never leaves you… don’t get your hands inside your motorbike, it’ll never leave you alone!
Avatar and Na’vi related keywords:
how to make your own avatar na’vi (RT: cum sa iti faci propriul avatar na’vi)
whats my na’vi name (RT: care este numele meu na’vi)
Conclusion: This is what happens when you are both Na’vi (yes I have been avatarised) and programmer / designer … they want apps/tutorials 
Ex-workplaces:
live-x-vision
Conclusion: Ex-Boss still curses me, well, at least I’m diverting his traffic to my site, YAY! ^-^
That’s all for now Report has been concluded.
u sick….i love you…genial:))
semnat schumi mai inainte…nu iulius:)